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Springfield RustFest (Mass.) (March 14, 1998)
Your Host - Robin Bikeralane
Fest Attendees...
- Jack Shakey Mullins (tied up to a tree)
- Kathy Hippy Girl's Smile Popple (finger in the dike)
- Doriann Unfulfilled "Giggles" Moon
- Marilyn Neesah Miller (saw the Northern Lights...in the southern sky)
- Paul Double Drop D Rask
- Judy Sail Away Rask
bh (the sax player) in spirit
Pierre (the spirit) in spirit
Danny Shea (the whammy master) in spirit
Pocahontas (wearing moccasins in the snow, doing the moon dance)
Neil Young: those wonderful ~lips~mmmmmm....
- Urban Guerilla
- Robin Bikeralane
The RustFester Awards
Funniest Swallow - Bikeralane
Honorary Horny Rustie Award for best horn solo - bh
Rustie who dethroned Unfulfilled Moon
as worst all-time direction-giver - Neesah
Rustie who gave Neesah a run for her money on
this one - Bikeralane
Funniest Faces Falling Asleep - Hippy Girl's Smile
Theatrics Award for re-enacting a scene from a
movie once seen for $10 in a hotel room - Neesah and Doriann
Rustie most there in spirit - Pierre
Busted Gut Award - Neesah, for causing
much laughter at her place (and her expense).
Best Driveway Award - Bikeralane
Golden Skate Award - Shakey, for sliding
down Biker's damned driveway
Fire Marshall's Award - Bikeralane, for
mentioning she was going to "Fire up the grill" 600 times
Pyromanianc Award - Paul, for "firing up the car"
The Mulder Award - Neesah ...thanks a lot.
The alien landing site was keen.
The Whammy Award - Danny Shea (don't ask)
Pilsbury Rustie Award - Judy, for the great cookies
Best Housewarming Gift - Hippy Girl Smile, for
a hilarious South Park poster! :-)
Best Laugh - Unfulfilled Moon, for simulating throw-up
Best Whine - Unfulfilled Moon, upon reading the above
Worst Guitar Solo of the Night - Neil Young
(Bloomfield Tribute Video)
The Finger in the Dyke Award - Hippy Girl's
Smile, for Dutch translation of Neil's lyrics
M.C. Hammer Pants Award - Urban Gorilla
Best (and only) brownies - Shakey, for
the KILLER SHIT! (No, not *that* shit...)
Reigning Cookie Champion - Jim Beller
Reigning Cookie Eater - 5-way tie (read: Neesah)
Golden Needle Award - Bikeralane, for the
wonderful curtains...now I can stroll nude through the house, playing air guitar
to Ragged Glory at full volume! As if.
Most Attentive Rustie - Neesah
Golden Pond Life Award - Neesah, for sticking
her head into her shell every five minutes
Most Philosophical Rustie - Bikeralane.
You are such a rebel.
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